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Greetings Soon-to-be ALIEN Abductees!
Thank you for your interest in becoming an alien abductee. There are
no special requirements that you must have for becoming an abductee. By volunteering
to become an abductee, you save us time. You also minimize the impact to your
own schedule as you won't have to worry about that elusive 'missing time'.
All we will need are the answers to a few simple questions so that we can
schedule a time and place for your abduction.
You may now complete the Alien Abduction Application.
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